He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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