Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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