This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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