i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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