I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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