3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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