I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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