you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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