Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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