I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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