just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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