Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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