Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
whose parrot is this?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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