Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is the high leading the old right now
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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