fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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