Where are you?
In a non slutty way
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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