you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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