Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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