Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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