Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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