It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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