This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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