Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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