She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.