Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
operation have a gay friend backfired
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties