So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
