You can't special order awesome
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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