Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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