her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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