The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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