Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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