He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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