Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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