Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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