Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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