Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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