he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest