problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.