you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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