ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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