I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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