All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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