But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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