I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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