I feel like abortions should bother me more
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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You took a bar mat shot.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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