He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
