trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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