id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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