every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He better not be in your backpack
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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