He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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