return my video game
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
