i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
this boner is exhausting
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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