god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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