how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
40s are totally the cure
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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