Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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