hell yes lets make some ravioli
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
