Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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