we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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