Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
only if we run a train.
done.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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